EVERYONE LOVES A GUY ON CRUTCHES
"YOU ARE LOOKING VERY ENGLISH TODAY"
a moment of silence for the foot which had to be placed in a cast again.
okay so the good thing about it is: is you are a man and on crutches, just act really incapable of helping yourself. women love that shit and it is a fact. they will care for you. and if you are very sly, lucky and skillful, they just might ease your pain. picking up chicks on crutches is so easy in fact, sources at LisaBot point to the incident involving a staff (male) staff member who used crutches for three months just to pick up chicks. it worked too. and we are considering firing him for the ridiculousness of the incident (yes, that is totally unrelated to the workplace and none of our business here in the office but we never claimed to be honest and fair around here).
futhermore on crutches: and i quote a certain poet from Toledo: "THESE ARE KIND OF FUN."
a moment of silence for the foot which had to be placed in a cast again.
okay so the good thing about it is: is you are a man and on crutches, just act really incapable of helping yourself. women love that shit and it is a fact. they will care for you. and if you are very sly, lucky and skillful, they just might ease your pain. picking up chicks on crutches is so easy in fact, sources at LisaBot point to the incident involving a staff (male) staff member who used crutches for three months just to pick up chicks. it worked too. and we are considering firing him for the ridiculousness of the incident (yes, that is totally unrelated to the workplace and none of our business here in the office but we never claimed to be honest and fair around here).
futhermore on crutches: and i quote a certain poet from Toledo: "THESE ARE KIND OF FUN."
posted by lisabot at 5:46 PM
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