HIGH-YIE-YIE TIDES

Reporting for LisaBot INC, Miss Behavior.

Today weather is calm and things are melting. Sink is till not "In Full Effect"... one Atlantic City man was seen brushing his teeth over the edge of the bathtub... LisaBot advice: use the downstairs bathroom...

There are clown-fish slippers on the loose in these parts-- citings include one woman jumping around on a Nintendo Power Pad.

Honey seems to be comsumed in mass quantites by the locals. Honey in everything.

Local fisherman scoffed at the LisaBot request to 'ride along' on a fishing excursion, seems they feel their works is too serious to have LisaBot rep, Miss Behavior, aboard with camera and wayfarers... We can not imagine why they would decline.