11.30.2004

HOW FUCKING CHILL IT IS

How fucking chill it is to be a dentist.
How fucking chill it is to not have had to get into med school.
How fucking chill it is to study gums.

Dentistry is an art form only practiced by the chill.
A dentist can have his own office and give his employees drug tests and look over the results while he is holding in a bong hit.

How fucking chill it is to have such a love for dentistry.
How fucking chill it is to have such love for chillness.
How fucking chill it is to put that uncomfortable cardboard thing in a patient's mouth while you are taking x-rays of their teeth and while you are being so chill and taking you time, they are gagging.