1.25.2007

BELLY TOP JEANIE

LisaBot rep, Miss Behavior, suspects that tomorrow night will be the second grand spectacular siting of the notorious BELLY TOP JEANIE. the Belly Top Jeanie has long since the canadain adventure began, been a favorite our ours! the Belly Top Jeanie can be identified by the following: A man with a HUGE belly, one so huge the area which hangs over the waistband of his pants also hangs below the hem of his dirt t-shirt... this, in a sense, the "belly top"... also, he will smell like an insane mixture of fish, clams, sand, salt water and booz... he may or man not be wearing a hat... he most certainly can not read, and does not navigate social terrain with nay sense of sanity or (might we dare?!) manners...
there is a blue show tomorrow night at the ONLY local bar, the entertainer is a close confidant of LisaBot representatives... we desperately hope there is a second Belly Top Jeanie... during the first siting the bar-owner apologized for his outbursts and asked his he had HURT anyone! His powers are magical and strange... we can only hope to serve as an audience to his supernatural belly-top world.