DREADIES
LisaBot reps report the following from intense field research in the following location:
BURLINGTON, VT: "holy shit! there are a shit ton of white people here with dreadlocks. i saw a woman in the grocery store who was an ADULT and had dreads and a crazy, 100-ft-long scrap of fabric that was wrapped all around here head. there was flair dangling off it. seriously. like little charms and shit. and apparently all these people with 'dreadies' are really taking a stand against manners. and i think that is REALLY socially conscious. yeah, like treat everone like they are worthless and then save the animals by eating tofu. as far as i can tell, the Dreadies are making the world a much better place. ugh."
BURLINGTON, VT: "holy shit! there are a shit ton of white people here with dreadlocks. i saw a woman in the grocery store who was an ADULT and had dreads and a crazy, 100-ft-long scrap of fabric that was wrapped all around here head. there was flair dangling off it. seriously. like little charms and shit. and apparently all these people with 'dreadies' are really taking a stand against manners. and i think that is REALLY socially conscious. yeah, like treat everone like they are worthless and then save the animals by eating tofu. as far as i can tell, the Dreadies are making the world a much better place. ugh."
posted by lisabot at 12:17 PM
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