12.13.2004

AND OTHERWISE BAD IN BED

WATER COOLER
for those of you who are unaware, the offices of LISABOT INC have relocated to SoHo NYC. our staff writers have dealt with the change wonderfully and dutifully. office chatter includes the nightly appearance of an actual EMMY in a neighbor's window across the street. sources have not confirmed whether it is real or fake, but the office pool is pretty high betting that it is, indeed, real.

GOLDWATER HOSPITAL
for those of you who missed the semester's end Goldwater Hospital reading, who of course was everyone on the planet. it was great. the students and teachers worked very hard all semester to share their poetry with no one in particular.

FINALS
cwp is quite finished and there have been a striking amount of breakdowns and shitfits or the course of the four months. our sources say it is very possible the sum total is nearing the triple digits. sources also say alcohol contributed to 87% of these shitfits. cheers and thanks to everyone for a great semester!

MORE ABOUT THE DEADMAN
congrats to the FOUR-FACED LIAR on one year. we all hope there are many to come.

GOD AND THE DEADMAN
evisu and channel #5. in the works for the upcoming holiday season.

$$$$$$$$$in the words of a dear friend, Merry Chrismakuh from all of us here in the offices.$$$$$$$$$$$$