WANG CHUNG
LisaBot reps have been wang-chunging around NY all weekend and have managed to bring in some serious information regaurding the following:
-literary events
-celebrities
-other bolg users/writers
-pasta
-mayonaise
-the pacific northwest
-verizon wireless vs cingular
the good news:
no one can fuck with us.
the bad news:
verizon customers are getting their asses RIPPED-OFF and handed to them in a thinly veiled marketing ploy called JOIN-IN. it has dominated social circles and peer-pressure instances all over SoHO, Union Sq., and The Village. this shit is rampant people. mind your shit...
mayonaise turns into fat without even being put into the body let alone ingested.
secret identities have been revealed and we as a corporation plan on taking no prisoners.
writing someone's name on your body seems a little girl-in-junior-high-ish to our resident crush correspondent. men in their mid to late twenties need to stop romanticizing women and their relationships and their own emotions and step up the the F*CKINE plate. men in their early twenties need to stop lying about their age. it is exclusively pathetic.
calling all wannabee writers: if you write something crappy, you are still not a writer-- telling people you would like to write a novel and be a writer is NOT (WE REPEAT OUT OF NECESSITY: N O T!) writing. LisaBot INC reserve4s the right to pass harsh, unfair, and unsubstanitated judgements on writing and writers in general.
we also reserve the write to include typos and errors in all of our corporate updates-- our readers understand, and if they don't they should find something better to do than read a fuckine blog.
love ya!
Paris Hilton
-literary events
-celebrities
-other bolg users/writers
-pasta
-mayonaise
-the pacific northwest
-verizon wireless vs cingular
the good news:
no one can fuck with us.
the bad news:
verizon customers are getting their asses RIPPED-OFF and handed to them in a thinly veiled marketing ploy called JOIN-IN. it has dominated social circles and peer-pressure instances all over SoHO, Union Sq., and The Village. this shit is rampant people. mind your shit...
mayonaise turns into fat without even being put into the body let alone ingested.
secret identities have been revealed and we as a corporation plan on taking no prisoners.
writing someone's name on your body seems a little girl-in-junior-high-ish to our resident crush correspondent. men in their mid to late twenties need to stop romanticizing women and their relationships and their own emotions and step up the the F*CKINE plate. men in their early twenties need to stop lying about their age. it is exclusively pathetic.
calling all wannabee writers: if you write something crappy, you are still not a writer-- telling people you would like to write a novel and be a writer is NOT (WE REPEAT OUT OF NECESSITY: N O T!) writing. LisaBot INC reserve4s the right to pass harsh, unfair, and unsubstanitated judgements on writing and writers in general.
we also reserve the write to include typos and errors in all of our corporate updates-- our readers understand, and if they don't they should find something better to do than read a fuckine blog.
love ya!
Paris Hilton
posted by lisabot at 12:57 PM
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