JOHNNY KNOxVILLE

recent developements in LisaBot's public and private engagements have led to a lack of correspondence with our readership. We apologize to our mass readership and would like to make amends.

the final celebrity-sighting talley is in: !!!!!

Johnny Knoxville, SoHo
Mary-Kate Olson, SoHo
Minnie Driver, SoHo
that chick who was in Rounders and X-Men with the weird name: saw her twice- SoHo & Greenwich
Moby, Washington Sq Park
Dennis Hopper, SoHo
Taye Diggs, Union Sq
some fashion guy who i didn't recongnize but eveyone was taking his pic, SoHo outside Channel
Nicloe Ritchie, SoHo

that might be it.... ???

anyways........
LisaBot is considering moving the offices first on a mobile tour of the greater United States, then possible to a vintage resort in N. MI until Aug when the offices will return to home base in Fancey NY NY. everything is pending on our relationship with YoYoInternational...

In The Works...

there is an appt for a possible merger between LisaBot and another internet based company that shall reamin nameless, however let's just say that our head newsletter poster will have their hands in some ethnic baskets... oh the power.

In Short and Closing:
a wedding in Texas, denied Armani jeans, an affliation, a couple riciulous afflilations last weekend in midtown, three distinguished poets, two interviews, two blackouts, two screaming fights, one night of tears, more night planned of sobriety, one fanastic poem, a passport, a train ride, Central Park, and a partdridge in a pear tree.