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A "famous" german artist is staying in lodging provided by LisaBot with accomadation by Yo-Yo International. i accidentally walked in on her in the bathroom. and we hadn't met yet. and i was drunk and it was 5am. so the artsy fartsy world that is the outskirts of LisaBot thrives, meanwhile i am in my office eating candy bars.

We regret to inform our great readership that the Infamous Trumpeteer will no longer be able to make the voyage to New York. But have reports that he is holding a very precious bra at his apartment in Baltimore. the owner of the bra would like to institute a full search party and issue a reward. bra wanted. dead or alive.

other things in the neighborhood are going famously... check out an indy movie by Julien Schnabel, Basquiat. about the artist who was friends and owes his success to Andy Worhol... his exhibit is in the Brooklyn Art Museum...

question of the day here in our offices...

Is Christ Jesus's last name? or what... did anyone call him Jesus CHRIST while he was living? is christ a noun?