foptastic

a fop is a dandy.
a fop is a boy.
a fop might have brown pants bought from Banana Republic and meant to be returned the next day.
a fop forgets is beret and wishes for it when it's cold out.

let's go fop arouns town. fop up and down, fop in and out.
above all
fop to and fro.

knit mittens on men are fopish.
if you see a man in plaid english hunting pants, do not mistake him for a fop.
he is probably a dandy.
but if you yell "hey fop, what are you doing fopping all up in this hood and getting foppous all over the place" out your car window at the dandy by acciedent,

the dandy will yell back "fuck fops. i'm no fop, i drink manhattans and slap fops with the metaphorical leather glove."