2.05.2005

AND NOW A WORD FROM THE PRESIDENT

damn it feels good...

la caverna housed three very drunk individuals and an alien last night in the east village. topics of discussion as follows: stalagmites, michael jackson, one drunk night in Michigan, and a certain brief of information that had otherwise slipped under the radar. "unprofessionalism" was a kind was of reviewing it. but Lisabot will not stoop to publishing smut. but a collected utterance from the office: we are just glad that we didn't have to find that out.

i guess i didn't know

by request Lisabot is revealing the alias of the formerly known man as the boot. adam. and to anyone interested, he is cut. he's out. bottom line, Lisabot will not, under any circumstances support that kind of bullshit.

an appearance of the last seen Howel will be taking place tonight in Manhattan. last time Lisabot representatives had the pleasure of acquaintance the Howel slept using his deflated air mattress as a blanket. tonite will not disappoint.

we pose a question to our resident dentist: is using mouthwash the same as flossing? deep questions deserve deep consideration. take a break from gingivitis and let us know. how the hell do you spell gingevitus anyways? please consider both questions.

cause real gansta ass niggas can't run fast