RUBIRC FOR MEN
TO DATE ANYONE WITHIN THE ORGANIZATION OF LISABOT
YOU WILL BE GRADED ON THE FOLLOWING:
1. height. sorry, that's just the way it goes. 5'10'' to 6'3'' is considered acceptable.
2. weight. as pertains to height, not to fat, not to thin
3. hair. figure somthing out. make it right.
4. past girlfriends. if they are crazy shitty bitches then forget it. that means you probably are too.
5. everything superficial. this is manhattan, it's not a surprise.
6. talents. you must be really friggin talented at something. and it can't be like juggling or slicing meat. it has to be something good.
7. ins. yeah. you must have ins somewhere. we are not interested in someonethat is helpless. that is just not attractive.
8. kissing. duh. if you don't know who to kiss a girl by now... well, your just f*d.
9. date. it better be a good date. if it's not, do not expect any respect from LisaBot of any of our affliates.
10. roses. if you have EVER given roses, or would ever even CONSIDER giving a girl roses, drop dead. that is lame.
IT HAS BEEN LONG AWAITED, SORRY TO OUR DECICATED READERSHIP FOR THE WAIT. OF COURSE THERE ARE INFINITE STIPULATIONS AND HALF OF IT IS PROBABLY TOTALLY FALSE.
YOU WILL BE GRADED ON THE FOLLOWING:
1. height. sorry, that's just the way it goes. 5'10'' to 6'3'' is considered acceptable.
2. weight. as pertains to height, not to fat, not to thin
3. hair. figure somthing out. make it right.
4. past girlfriends. if they are crazy shitty bitches then forget it. that means you probably are too.
5. everything superficial. this is manhattan, it's not a surprise.
6. talents. you must be really friggin talented at something. and it can't be like juggling or slicing meat. it has to be something good.
7. ins. yeah. you must have ins somewhere. we are not interested in someonethat is helpless. that is just not attractive.
8. kissing. duh. if you don't know who to kiss a girl by now... well, your just f*d.
9. date. it better be a good date. if it's not, do not expect any respect from LisaBot of any of our affliates.
10. roses. if you have EVER given roses, or would ever even CONSIDER giving a girl roses, drop dead. that is lame.
IT HAS BEEN LONG AWAITED, SORRY TO OUR DECICATED READERSHIP FOR THE WAIT. OF COURSE THERE ARE INFINITE STIPULATIONS AND HALF OF IT IS PROBABLY TOTALLY FALSE.
posted by lisabot at 6:21 PM
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