FULLY LOADED

if you watch a girl drink all friggin night and stumble over to a pizzaria at 3am and say hello to everyone working there, all of whom are total strangers, and you get in an argument and all she says at the end of everything you say is "of couse you think that", how the hell are you taking this seriously?

armed with a cell phone with 'unlimited-nights-and-weekends' and a helluvalota redbullvodka a notirous LisaBot representative known as THE MONSTERLISA stolled through Greenwich and into Soho, dialing... and as you can imagine, success was hers. many voicemails were left in a munchkin voice, many ideas recorded and forgotten.

c'est la vie.