CORPORATE AMERICA

corporate america has called on the expertise of LisaBot INC to help aid finacial institutions in expanding there business into middle america. representatives from LisaBot have no comment on this request at this time, but did say that executives are seriously considering the offer.

a POETRY READING id going on Thursday night at 7pm in the Greenberg Lounge of Vanderbilt Hall (NYU). GALWAY KINNELL and all of his spacey dusty fabulousness will be reading poetry and having his ass kissed and salad tossed by NYU students, faculty and alumni, among other people.
greenwich field rep from LisaBot will try to make a cameo, however our corporation is busy at work with other stuff... like...

LisaBot execitives will be spending the celebration of the RESURRECTION OF JESUS CHRIST SUPPERSTAR in Baltimore at an Easter-Brunch-Kegger. (partycollegebeerbongkegstandyeah goes without saying)

LisaBot's beloved trumpeteer will be hosting the celebration in Baltimore, hopefully tooting for four days straight.

with love and affection