THINGS NEVER CHANGE

Lisabot Offices have been quiet for quite some time now. But today, the best day ever, the World's Greatest Day, the following came across the wire:

omfg. I was trapped in a syrup-obseesed, leaf-peeping wasteland. Hello? Anyone? The following things are all true except one:

Puppies poop a lot and will almost eat anything.

Dudes who act aggressive about their boats also act aggressive about Hilary Duff representing Walmart in TV ads.

If you really look at Brit's "new" "in-shape" body it looks the same as the picture from when she was 'chubby.'

Trya Banks is trashy on her show but insists she wasnt to be like Oprah.

Oprah is not really reading her book club books. Some tells her what is happening because they have read it. And she pays them to.

Sweatpants may, at times double as a do-rag. Bunnies.

It is disgusting watching a cow give birth.

More later.
I miss you all. --Pokey Northridge