12.13.2005

"BACK OFF, JACK OFF!"

LisaBot INC had decided to give its entire staff fanny packs from LeSportSac instead of Christmas bonuses. Employees are clearly pleased.

An All Points Bullietin from Dingo Varrick:

FYI--

Christmas trees are PAGAN, not Christian, so if I have to hear one more PC idiot muttering about Christmas trees and the religious right I am going to break their neck in half. And hang a popcorn-strung garland from the stump.