THE UP AND UP

celebrities have been a long-time preoccupation by the staffers here at LisaBot INC.
lately we feel that SoHo has not been providing the necessary scenery for ultimate encounters. today a scout in the west village saw adrian brody and leonardo dicaprio, and almost wished sarah jessica parker into existence but didn't. the scount was quaoted as saying "I saw Leo, and he was on his bike, and riding on the sidewalk. I should have pushed him off." "and made it look like an accident?" "Sure."