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LisaBot INC has called out mass forces for a summer weekend extravaganza. poets, geologists, movie industry reps, lawyers, robots, waiters, drunkards and cheerleaders are welcoming the last warm days of city life in a terrific journey through SoHo, the west village and possibly (notably for the hipsters) the est village. Manhattan is the theme for this refined rager, no bridges or tunnels, only champagne dreams and wishes of a forgiving headache on Sunday.
the folowing has been brought to you by field rep and contributing Editor-At-Large Pokey Northridge:
"Goings on lately have consisted of (in chronolgical order): a fabulous blond girlfriend, a japanese hair stylist, a party with hired help in a penthouse in SoHo, falling in love on a dance floor, an asshole sited and ordering an omlette, retail mania and absoultly bad choices regarding margaritas. feils reps on this end of the company have been dumped by all of the folowing: a bartender, an acupuncturist, Josh Hartnett, some dude the rep wasn't even dating and a total beached whale outside an unknown SoHo apartment. though reps were, needless to say confused, and upset by the emotional unrest, they have effectively recovered and are out for blood once more. Current events include a dazzling party thrown by LisaBot CEOs which may or may not include all or none of the following: Josh Hartnett, a hungover feminist activist, a dentist, a drummer from an unmentionable famous rock band and a one hundred dollar bill."
an artist formerly known as "the boot" has somehow (by flaking out) fallen off the radar od LisaBot reps and administration. because of this untimely disappearance a spot may be opening up on the executive board of LisaBot INC, more information to come however applications can be posted in the form of comments on this site.
YoYo International remains a strong affliation.
the folowing has been brought to you by field rep and contributing Editor-At-Large Pokey Northridge:
"Goings on lately have consisted of (in chronolgical order): a fabulous blond girlfriend, a japanese hair stylist, a party with hired help in a penthouse in SoHo, falling in love on a dance floor, an asshole sited and ordering an omlette, retail mania and absoultly bad choices regarding margaritas. feils reps on this end of the company have been dumped by all of the folowing: a bartender, an acupuncturist, Josh Hartnett, some dude the rep wasn't even dating and a total beached whale outside an unknown SoHo apartment. though reps were, needless to say confused, and upset by the emotional unrest, they have effectively recovered and are out for blood once more. Current events include a dazzling party thrown by LisaBot CEOs which may or may not include all or none of the following: Josh Hartnett, a hungover feminist activist, a dentist, a drummer from an unmentionable famous rock band and a one hundred dollar bill."
an artist formerly known as "the boot" has somehow (by flaking out) fallen off the radar od LisaBot reps and administration. because of this untimely disappearance a spot may be opening up on the executive board of LisaBot INC, more information to come however applications can be posted in the form of comments on this site.
YoYo International remains a strong affliation.
posted by lisabot at 9:50 PM
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