BACK IN THE SADDLE
after a short and desparate vaca LisaBot offices are thriving in the air-conditioned fabulous fashion mecca of SoHo. Representatives are taking on the day with vigor and passion, late morning starts, long lunches, tennis in mid-afternoon, a newly established cocktail hour, and champagne in the evenings. the summer fabulous life is in full swing here in the offices and reps report that it truly is The Life.
In Company News...
Creative hair seems to be a real favorite of your one rogue editor, first a ridiculous cut and soon some silly color, beauty is skin deep and we here in commentary for our editor concede, that is shallow.
Shipments from summer affiliates are almost ready to leave their centrally located warehouse in the mid-west. Inventory will include apparel and footwear.
Plans for our CEO to merge with certain publishing companies are in the works and information can not be released at this time, however, we can state that perspectives look promising.
THE SANDALS
thank you all who share quite a ferverent interest in sandals. there has been no word yet on whether or not or correspondents have found the perfect summer sandal which we take to mean that the search contiues. who is the ideal sandal? what is the ideal sandal? a bagette? a white peasant skirt? a redbullvodka? time will tell.
HAM LAKE
an affiliate of LisaBot has a creation in exhibition right now entitled HAM LAKE. a one man play, the hearbreaking tale of a short piece on one man's life. and honest look into things. Josh Hartnett produces this original feature with 95% writing credit to Nat Bennett. Good work boys, we applaud such and upstanding effort and flawless execution.
abone the KBG Bar... performances this weeek only.
EVERYTHING ELSE
sometimes it is hard being a world-famous robot company. VPs throughout the trenched that are LisaBot INC concur that there is little room for error. other than typos and general inability to report actual fact. there is something inherently HUGE and creepy about having so much power. we give our thanks that your readership does not sway in the face of extreme domination.
In Company News...
Creative hair seems to be a real favorite of your one rogue editor, first a ridiculous cut and soon some silly color, beauty is skin deep and we here in commentary for our editor concede, that is shallow.
Shipments from summer affiliates are almost ready to leave their centrally located warehouse in the mid-west. Inventory will include apparel and footwear.
Plans for our CEO to merge with certain publishing companies are in the works and information can not be released at this time, however, we can state that perspectives look promising.
THE SANDALS
thank you all who share quite a ferverent interest in sandals. there has been no word yet on whether or not or correspondents have found the perfect summer sandal which we take to mean that the search contiues. who is the ideal sandal? what is the ideal sandal? a bagette? a white peasant skirt? a redbullvodka? time will tell.
HAM LAKE
an affiliate of LisaBot has a creation in exhibition right now entitled HAM LAKE. a one man play, the hearbreaking tale of a short piece on one man's life. and honest look into things. Josh Hartnett produces this original feature with 95% writing credit to Nat Bennett. Good work boys, we applaud such and upstanding effort and flawless execution.
abone the KBG Bar... performances this weeek only.
EVERYTHING ELSE
sometimes it is hard being a world-famous robot company. VPs throughout the trenched that are LisaBot INC concur that there is little room for error. other than typos and general inability to report actual fact. there is something inherently HUGE and creepy about having so much power. we give our thanks that your readership does not sway in the face of extreme domination.
posted by lisabot at 10:47 PM
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