SANDAL CRISIS
because New York City itself is a fucking crisis we here in the offices have another crisis to add deep within the womb of New York.
sandals.
oh god yes they are important.
supportive black sandals that go with everything... jeans, skirts... something tasteful that doesn't make one look like a 45 yr old woman.
oh hell.
in other, lesser important news:
a russian vixen was almost attained by our favorite dentist, however, in a weak moment her phone number was misplaced. we will all suffer the loss of such and tradegy. damn it she was perfect. "and she even knew about teeth," he sighed.
the offices would like to take this moment to recongize and appreciate the local presence of one the the world's most forward thinking feminist geologists. New York shall now be the pleasure that had once only been hoped for.
sandals.
oh god yes they are important.
supportive black sandals that go with everything... jeans, skirts... something tasteful that doesn't make one look like a 45 yr old woman.
oh hell.
in other, lesser important news:
a russian vixen was almost attained by our favorite dentist, however, in a weak moment her phone number was misplaced. we will all suffer the loss of such and tradegy. damn it she was perfect. "and she even knew about teeth," he sighed.
the offices would like to take this moment to recongize and appreciate the local presence of one the the world's most forward thinking feminist geologists. New York shall now be the pleasure that had once only been hoped for.
posted by lisabot at 11:16 PM
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