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oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!!! folks, here in the offices MAJOR goings on have occured since or last post!

we have been doing a series of science projects and the results are just stifling!!!
below are the rports from our LisaBot INC scientists and field testers:

HIGH HEEL LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
we have reached the maximum life expectancey for a pair of black patent leather high heels. one way to surely kell them is to put them on a girl's feet. next girl this girl free beer and wine for as many hours as it takes until she breaks a budweiser bottle all over a garden in the Washington Mews. then take this particular girl to a gay kareoke bar and let her order three rounds of shots. let her request a a song.... oh i dunno, how 'bout Paula Abdul Cold Hearted Snake. that's it. within a matter of seconds she is about the break one of the heels off in the step underneath the front of the bar.

SET OF MENS RAZORS
after approximately two years a man who left electric razors at a girl's house will still be asking for them.

other science projects here in our offices are finished however have been sent to a specialist in Maine who must remain nameless so that NASA and the CIA can catalog our results.