4.27.2005

BLOW HARD

if you were the president of the guggenheim foundation wouldn't you take a littlegirl up on a bet for $10 that you couldn't eat an entire party tray of minature cookies? i would too. what is wrong with people?

lesson of the day: build an honorable relationship with your work. eveything else will follow. and nothing will come til then.

tip of the day: if you are planning on teaching at NYU in the fall make sure you drink an entire bottle of chardonnay before you go to the teacher-training-session.

if you are a poet named adam: make sure you always remember that the entire species of women has come from your one hard bone-- i mean rib.