5.26.2005

BIG SKY TO THE BIG CITY

LisaBot INC had relocated to the great state of Montana for all of 9 days and is now back in the BigApple.

A summary of the said trip:

-two 911 calls
-one pair of fake tits
-one promise ring
-one ex-professor
-three raging fights
-one parking lot break down
-two great old friends
-one tent pitched on the lawn
-one llama
-one notorious pork sandwich
-three graduations
-three ruined graduations
-one black skirt in question
-two pairs of butt cleavage underwear
-one waterfall
-two bbqs
-one bike with front and back pegs
-three bike locks
-the northern lights
-aggressive homosexual chatting

Back in the Apple
after the said successes of the LisaBot Continental Spring Celebration LisaBot proposes a merger between an old affliate now located the NYC area. Events will be planned shortly and affiliates will be informed.

Thank you all. We are blessed.