5.07.2005

TODAY AND BEYOND

the famous Trumpeteer is making an appearance in NYC tonight and those of us lucky enough to get VIP passes in the world-class music party are ver, very excited. Feild reps have been on a slight respite since Tuesday, Tuesday the dishonorable, shaming graduation party. who needs dignity? CEOs here in our offices contend that our reps do indeed need dignity. now that a bit has been restored... the PARTY MACHINE LIVES.

the party will be taking place very close to a Bobby Womack song. and car service from our offices to dinner to the party will be provide by the grace of the (in)famous Trumpeteer.

Lastest Developments:

there has been an admitted mistake by a LisaBot associate however our fact checkers and data analysts are unsure of EXACTLY where and when the error occured. more information would be worth investigated however our analysts feel a little stupid admitted this oversight.

should we fire them?
should we demand that they make small fools of themselves by asking exactly what is going on?

recently one affiliate of LisaBot INC has faded into oblivion, the opportunities to continue working with our former associates at Goldwater Hospital are dwindling beyond and recongnizable hope.

FINAL THOUGHTS
flourescent orange nail polish makes one look tanner even if one is very pale. it also makes one look like they will be wearing a ChitquitaBanana dress later this evening.