6 HIGH-HEELED SHOES
Thursday night a LisBot field rep and two (notorious) associates ventures to see Stretch Amrstrong at Table50. The following field report was filed:
"Even if some girl left a dazzling pair of silver sequened shoes at the bar one night and they somehow became famous and another girl were to decide that they should be in her own possession, there would be no need to point fingers and shout obsenities. And even if someone took fruity shots 'til they puked in the unisex multi-stalled bathroom of the bar (with the stall door open) that would be no reason to assume it was a bad idea to exit the bathroom and do a shot with the DJ. And if some danced them self right onto a full lay-out squirming wiggle on the floor there would be no reason to assume that that girl/person was intoxicated. Overall the facts remain as follows: it is good to be frineds with bartenders. And it is extremely bad. "
"Even if some girl left a dazzling pair of silver sequened shoes at the bar one night and they somehow became famous and another girl were to decide that they should be in her own possession, there would be no need to point fingers and shout obsenities. And even if someone took fruity shots 'til they puked in the unisex multi-stalled bathroom of the bar (with the stall door open) that would be no reason to assume it was a bad idea to exit the bathroom and do a shot with the DJ. And if some danced them self right onto a full lay-out squirming wiggle on the floor there would be no reason to assume that that girl/person was intoxicated. Overall the facts remain as follows: it is good to be frineds with bartenders. And it is extremely bad. "
posted by lisabot at 8:52 PM
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