PANTY THIEF

LisaBot INC feild reporters have recently been tipped off as to some suspicious panty thieving in and near SoHo. Reps confirm questionable behavior by one Mr. M. Scott & one Mr. Burger&Wine salesman. Panties being such hot ticket items may become the cheif staple of LisaBot INC after review from the finacial department.
A spokesperson for LisaBot INC recently was quoted as follows:

"Panties are a strange vanity for certain men, previously used panties are entirely the concern here in the offices. We will research this agenda until we are in panties up to our necks. Literally."