MILKSHAKE
Corporation politics are on the fence about a recent reps incident in an East Village Karoeke bar. Kelis, who was so obviously not present, might just have well said a double vodka tonic brings all the boys to the yard and then flopped over on a couch and sang the "lala la la La" chorus. Our rep, whom we have deemd Kelis, contends that entertainment is entertainment.
Kelis will not be making any appearances at the famed kaereoke bar Pieces, nor will she be singing "Private Dancer" as she is obviously not a dancer for money, she is a dancer for ridiculousness.
Though certain "powers that be" deep in the LisaBot Executive Board distrust oue little swilling, dancing, jiggling, singing rep we shall undoubtedly keep her. after an incident like that she will be moved up the corporate ladder to fame and fortune.
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1000pushups shall be noted and observed. obvious considerations for LisaBot's Head of Athletic Whatever are being made slowly and deliberately.
Kelis will not be making any appearances at the famed kaereoke bar Pieces, nor will she be singing "Private Dancer" as she is obviously not a dancer for money, she is a dancer for ridiculousness.
Though certain "powers that be" deep in the LisaBot Executive Board distrust oue little swilling, dancing, jiggling, singing rep we shall undoubtedly keep her. after an incident like that she will be moved up the corporate ladder to fame and fortune.
IN Affiliate News
1000pushups shall be noted and observed. obvious considerations for LisaBot's Head of Athletic Whatever are being made slowly and deliberately.
posted by lisabot at 1:17 PM
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