6.26.2005

New Jersey Transit

After almost barfing all over the New Jersey transit train from Summit to Port Authority, a LisaBot INC field rep graciously stepped onto the platform and proceded to a public facility. heat stroke in NEW JERSEY.

New York Sighseeing Tours were previoulsy sworn off by LisaBot staffers however it has been dually noted the the best way to see sights in the city (if you have to) is to ride a double decker red bus around at night.

Josh Hartnett was sighted recently and admitted to a LisaBot affiliate that he had made the wrong decision that day, refering to his outfit. he chose pants and was covered in sweat. Josh, it's summer, your hot, your sweaty, short are imparative.

LATER IN LIFE
the perfect outfit for summer is a white linen top and white linen pants. an affliliate has demonstrated this unwaveringly this summer and we take heed. maybe Josh Hartnett should be forwarded this information (out od pure love of course).