12.07.2005

BIRTHDAY BI'CHES

LisaBot CEOs are celebrating the simultainious birthdays of Editor-at-Large Pokey Northridge, Chairman Dingo Varrick and Janitor/Poet Bev Louis...

A robot ball is taking place at an unnamed location in SoHo. Cheeseburgers will be served... buffalo wings with a side of caviar, a punch bowl full of ground beef.

Dress code for the birthday celebration is as follows: moonboots (circa 1986), jester ski hats (circa 1995) and Tiffany's gift boxes in hand.

all other clothing/apparel is optional.

a CHEERS from LisaBot INC to LisaBot INC:

"nigga I don't like it if it don't gleam gleam,
and to hell with the price
'cause the money ain't a thing."