COFFEE AND ROBOTS
Brief Insights
by Pokey Northridge
"If you are a heterosexual male, and you want to date a certain girl, or any girl for that matter, please keep in mind the following helpful hints:
1. Don't act like a complete idiot.
2a. If you are introducing the girl to someone you know, GET HER NAME RIGHT.
2b. If you are introducing her to someone you know and get her name wrong, DO NOT procede to tell her a story about your friendship with the person which involves a bike messenger race on mushrooms.
3. Don't talk about line-dancing at a Marc Jacobs party like it is some kind of accomplishment-- you are not a socialite, no one is fooled no matter what you say.
In short, acting like a normal person will suffice. Many men cannot act normal, if you can you are leaps and bounds ahead of the competition."
by Pokey Northridge
"If you are a heterosexual male, and you want to date a certain girl, or any girl for that matter, please keep in mind the following helpful hints:
1. Don't act like a complete idiot.
2a. If you are introducing the girl to someone you know, GET HER NAME RIGHT.
2b. If you are introducing her to someone you know and get her name wrong, DO NOT procede to tell her a story about your friendship with the person which involves a bike messenger race on mushrooms.
3. Don't talk about line-dancing at a Marc Jacobs party like it is some kind of accomplishment-- you are not a socialite, no one is fooled no matter what you say.
In short, acting like a normal person will suffice. Many men cannot act normal, if you can you are leaps and bounds ahead of the competition."
posted by lisabot at 3:05 PM
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