ROOMATES AND SWIMMING POOLS

LisaBot CEO had an incident involving a swimming pool in Texas and all LisaBot INC information regarding readership contact info, moviestar's phone number and in general all information stored in a cell phone. If you are a reader who has not heard from the CEO lately, it is because your information was horribly lost and cannot be recovered. Please contact this source accordingly.

After a harsh relocation to Williamsburg/Bushwick, LisaBot offices are tinkering at small projects at best. We have lost the majority of our budget and forced to relocate after relations with YoYo International weent to shit. There will be a new investor in LisaBot INC soon, after a slight and brief relocation to Northern Michigan for the summer months.

Great length have been taken to provide severence to our employees.

SIDE NOTE
If you live with a roomate who is constantly watching TV and smoking, or roomates who don't know you yet judge your life, we here at LisaBot smell what you're steppin in.

bitch-ass whack shit.

thank you and goodnight.