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This note was recently recovered after being mis-sorted in the mailroom. Our correspondent, Miss Behavior, was originally supposed to cover celebrity citings in Atlantic City but has apparently gone AWOL. We now know she is in Canada. Her exact location in unknown at this time. The folowing is the correspondence in its entirety:

hi. i'm here. in canada. it's great.

the town i am in does not have a bar. it has a coffee shop that turns into a bar 4 nights a week. it charges a $5 cover every one of those 4 nights. the town has a liquor store that gives a the correct exchange rate though, which is very exciting.

there is a dollar store. but a lot of the things for a sale are a little more than a dollar.

there is the tides. the tide change here is the most of anywhere in the whole wide world. 26ft.

i met a clam digger the other night who had knocked up a girl with a lazy eye. i met them in the bar, she was drinking water. responsible. they are thinking of naming it Miranda if it is a girl. no thoughts about if it is a boy. the clam digger thought he might want to name it after me. that was a little uncomfortable.

i searched myspace to see if there are any cyber friends for me in this area. nothing.

i live with a blind fellow who feels bad for himself and two male writers.

tonight i put on red lipstick to write this. i might go to the coffee shop/bar but i would be horribly overdressed.

i told some locals i was doing research for NASA and that i was watching the tide change, recording it because we are thinking about shooting off some rockets in the area. one of the locals then told me he was from amsterdam. then his friend said he wasn't. then one of then accused the other of doing the hiel hitler sign. i left.