1.03.2005

BACK IN FULL EFFECT

the offices have resumed work in SoHo NY for the remainder of the winter season.

NEW YEARS eh

in a rented space on the border of tribecca and chinatown i learned a certain bronx times reporter was npt affraid to tell a boucer from the Marcey Projects that he knew Jay-Z, and in fact was also from the Marcey Projects. what the fuck? Noah- you better watch your ass because that is gonna getcha one of these days.

new years news... party was mostly pretty boring except for a Berman trying to break dance and basically crawling and sliding around the dance floor. and then a girl in heels and a bcbg dress ate shit walking across the dance floor. a lisabot representative watched literaaly 8 guys pee in a garbage can next to the dance floor (not all at the same time.... still totally disgusting).

four face
it was pretty boring too. lisabot reps are quite possibly over the entire scene there. time will tell what is one the horizon made of free drinks and bartenders with baby mohawks.

2005

lisabot has recently aquired a new field representative in Northern Michigan. this rep enjoys stalking girls that he meets at his job and peanut butter & jelly toast in the middle of the night. he hates heavy breathers. we think he is the perfect man for the job, though lisabot is a demnding organization, we feel he is up to the challenge.

YOU'RE A FUCKINE IDIOT

a note to any spanish speakers: we have recently become aware of a mention of this organization in your blog. if this ever happens again,
you will see consequences.