Turkey, and Much, Much More

LisaBot INC offices are moving to Washington DC for this weekend only. While there execs will research Americana surroundings, social inability of people with career oriented conversation skills and general party participation.

As LisaBot expands throughout the EastCoast, we sincerely appreciate our New York readership, and recongnize our audience as the unflinching readership that has propelled LisaBot to such stardom as being the 16th entry on Google when "Lisa" is typed in the search box.

BATTLE BOTS

Ensuing this weekend in New York City, THE ROBOT BATTLE OF THE CENTURY. Or at least the best battle of November... probably. DC robots are headed to the nation's first capital and will begin the festivites around 10:30 EST. Begining in or around the Upper West Side and most inevitably moving down to SoHo. Good night and good luck.

BLIND AND DANGEROUS

LisaBot declares war:

"If November doesn't atart acting like November soon, November will be fired."

"Pardon, I mean, I'm sorry, but, I don't think it is actually possible to 'fire' a month of the year."

"Yes, it is."

"Oh, okay.

But how?"

"Oh my god, YOU are going to be fired soon."