CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION

Social experiments hace brought LisaBot feild reps to uncharted territory. Recently the following feild report came in:

"I keep getting dumped. I'm not sure why exactly. It is the same guy and he has dumped me twice in 9 days. I wasn't sure that we were dating. So I took away his dumping privilages because he can obviously not handle the responsibility."

And soon after this report meandered in:

"A slapping contest over shots is not always a bad idea. However, sometimes it is. But the specific problem that insued Monday night was that this guy didn't know how to slap. He knew how to hit. And he hit me in the face."

An shockingly this last one:

"I met a guy who was dressed up like some kind of laser light show. The lasers were supposed to light up but they were broken. He said he is doing Confidential work for the government. I hope that lasers are incorporated into daily life soon... I mean shit- who doesn't need more lasers in their life?!"

Scientists over-seeing the field reps' experiements deduce that there is some evidential proof of complete stupidity on the part of certain field reps and their company. LisaBot lawyers are working diligently on filing waivers for any person participating in the field reps' studies.

In local news: SoHo (and, in fact Manhattan) has been forsaken for the entropy of the L train and the low-rent hip community of Williamsburg. A few LisaBot sources have even strayed as far as Park Slope. We miss our neighbors and the good ol' days when Manhattan was New York.

Oh Baby

LisaBot report form the depths of late summer and torential rain in SoHo:

Celebrity citings have become so plentiful they are somehow unworth mentioning. Staffers have been spending most of their days in philanthropic circles, encouraging raging collegiate brats to write poetry and enjoy the essence of life, degrading the saviors of the wild buffalo in Montana and finding surly new bartenders. the cool-weather switch to red wine has come into play as field reps recongize themselves in the excrutiating love triangle of the self, the other, and the ego.

Artist Change 49 has graciously saluted the CEO of LisaBot INC. art has fallen upon the days here in the office, nothing so disturbing as unexpected passion for small and banal things. Art inspiring the words of Frost, "I am too absent-spirited to count... the lonliness surrounds me unawares" and few machines recongnize truth, and human emotion betrays all selves at one point or other.

The poet learns: things will never digest in the mind, but time moves them back, it lengthens struggle and remembers loss, all of these unexplicably, and all things immediate.