SKINHEAD IS THE NEW EXTENSIONS

people... okay. we at LIsaBot are SERIOUSLY concerned for Britney's state of well-being. so we are starting the campaign, Skinhead is the New Extensions.

and people! keep it kind.

I GO BOOM

Annual (er whatever) LOOSE CANNON EXTRAORDINAIRE-CADABRA, by Miss Behavior:

ONE:
MOVIES WITH FAT SUITS:seriously-- NO! stop and stop figgin watching them. please. please stop if you care about yourself at all. and shame on gwenth.

TWO:
BLOGS: blogs suck, you KNOW what i mean. like anyone gives a shit what you do during your day. no one cares about your thoughts that you have during your boring day either. if they did, you would have friends, and not have to exploit your boring dribble on the internet. no ones cares. why do you think they do? no one does, not ONE person. go make some friends. seriously.

THREE:
DENTISTS: need i say more? (holla)

FOUR:
MARRIAGE: what the hell are you people thinking? no marriage. none. if you are under the age of 34, right now, and you are thinking about getting married, stop. dead in your tracks, stop. everyone who is married in their twenties is S U F F E R I N G.

FIVE:
ASSHOLES: if you are an asshole, I, Miss Behavior, have a porblem with YOU. why the hell do you think ANYONE wants to tlak about Georgie W? no one does. give it up. and why do you think ANYONE wants to hear about you and your fantastic one-upper stories-- go wirte on your blog that no one reads. you have no friends. and one more thing: if you are a person who lives in any state in the USA that is above the latitude of the northern border of Georgia-- shut the F up about winter: everyone already knows it's cold, it's WINTER (that's what it's like you nincompoop). if you don't like it, go to hell.

AND POSTSCRIPT:
To Leonard Cohen Fans: don't be so friggin twirpy as to question LisaBot representatives as to 'what about this one?' and 'what about that one?'... ALL OF LEONARD COHEN. now take it like a man. and those you (and the ARE more one)...

g i v e i t u p.... oh boohoo.

babies.

TEENY NANNERS

Late Breaking Story Posted by undercover LisaBot informant. The folowing was a rogue cry for help from out super-secret LisaBot compound in Canada:

Iron Jinxy won't stop. He won't stop with these teeny bananas... see! you ca nsee them right here. Control, we need back-up. Certain "someones" are buys really strange (and inappropriate?) produce at the grocery store... Control, we are going to need a new plan of attack up here! This produce predictament is too much, one agent has gone missing... we may need to file her AWOL...
We need to stop Iron Jinxy and his trixy ways. these teeny bananas are the last straw. If wee do not receive immediate instructions within 24 hrs, we will take action.

THE FEED BAG

Post by Miss Behavior:

oh dear, oh dear! me o my, this canadian adventure is nearing an end... BUT as the equistie field rep that i am, i am pleased to report to LisaBot headquarters, and our readership, that canada sure does have a lot to offer LisaBot INC. like feed. there is tons of livestock feed in the pictured building. also, there are homemade windmills, presumably considered garden art... and Timmy Hortons, lest we forget. need a cup of piping hot coffee and a chocalate danish? timmy hortons, friends. that's the place.

hours upon countless hours of secret recon work has led me to one conclusion: The Dollar Store is the place if you are having a hard time finding small address books with biblical quotes in them (and in them), look no further than The Dollar Store. (yes, Miss Behavior did recieve compensation {billions of twisty-ties, and loads of canadian themed mardi gras necklaces) to promote this fine establishment.)

ARTWORK 1 2 3

This photo is the winning art piece of the international art competition sponsored by LisaBot INC.

The title of the piece is
PEGASUS ON THE TRAIL OF HYSTERIA
medium: markers and velvet color-in paper

SIGNS AND SIGNIFIERS

Sometimes it's hard to always know which spies are LisaBot spies and which spies are other spies. So LisaBot INC has sent out spies which are unmistakably LisaBots to spy on the intial LisaBot spies and all the other spies out there... and it is working. so watch your ass.

BIKINI BABE

today... and here is a LisaBot rep preparing for a swim...

(and yes, behind that is ICE)

Burlington, bitches

LisaBot INC will be relocating to a secret location in Burlington, VT for the spring months... sigh. New York will always be there, and LisaBot will brb.
lol.

we hope it fits 'like a glove.'

Lisabot Heart Er

i love it.