THE UP AND UP

celebrities have been a long-time preoccupation by the staffers here at LisaBot INC.
lately we feel that SoHo has not been providing the necessary scenery for ultimate encounters. today a scout in the west village saw adrian brody and leonardo dicaprio, and almost wished sarah jessica parker into existence but didn't. the scount was quaoted as saying "I saw Leo, and he was on his bike, and riding on the sidewalk. I should have pushed him off." "and made it look like an accident?" "Sure."

UTI

scenario:

a doctor who is within your age range by about 6 years examines you. he sticks his fingers up your butt, and gives you a pap smear. when you leave the emergency room he says "it was nice meeting you."

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SoHo by night has lately proven to be a much smaller New York than most small towns, neighbors everywhere, everywhere. Producing movies, going off to college, limping with disgustingly long toenails (repsectively), the neighborhood has become much too small. field reps look forward to colder weather when not so many people are out and there is much more privacy. one rep was quoted as saying "I miss the days when I could puke on the corner and not be recongnized." fame can be a real bitch.

most recently one of our PR associates has taken leave from Lisabot to tour and observe fan club operations of the band THE QUARANTINES. the office has been buzzing with interest in the three posted tracks on MySpace. Affliation negogiations continue with a prime member of the band, Lisabot INC hopes to host the NYC leg of their tour. Cheez-its and baked beans will be served in bulk as requested.

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LisaBot INC has called out mass forces for a summer weekend extravaganza. poets, geologists, movie industry reps, lawyers, robots, waiters, drunkards and cheerleaders are welcoming the last warm days of city life in a terrific journey through SoHo, the west village and possibly (notably for the hipsters) the est village. Manhattan is the theme for this refined rager, no bridges or tunnels, only champagne dreams and wishes of a forgiving headache on Sunday.

the folowing has been brought to you by field rep and contributing Editor-At-Large Pokey Northridge:

"Goings on lately have consisted of (in chronolgical order): a fabulous blond girlfriend, a japanese hair stylist, a party with hired help in a penthouse in SoHo, falling in love on a dance floor, an asshole sited and ordering an omlette, retail mania and absoultly bad choices regarding margaritas. feils reps on this end of the company have been dumped by all of the folowing: a bartender, an acupuncturist, Josh Hartnett, some dude the rep wasn't even dating and a total beached whale outside an unknown SoHo apartment. though reps were, needless to say confused, and upset by the emotional unrest, they have effectively recovered and are out for blood once more. Current events include a dazzling party thrown by LisaBot CEOs which may or may not include all or none of the following: Josh Hartnett, a hungover feminist activist, a dentist, a drummer from an unmentionable famous rock band and a one hundred dollar bill."

an artist formerly known as "the boot" has somehow (by flaking out) fallen off the radar od LisaBot reps and administration. because of this untimely disappearance a spot may be opening up on the executive board of LisaBot INC, more information to come however applications can be posted in the form of comments on this site.

YoYo International remains a strong affliation.