6 HIGH-HEELED SHOES

Thursday night a LisBot field rep and two (notorious) associates ventures to see Stretch Amrstrong at Table50. The following field report was filed:

"Even if some girl left a dazzling pair of silver sequened shoes at the bar one night and they somehow became famous and another girl were to decide that they should be in her own possession, there would be no need to point fingers and shout obsenities. And even if someone took fruity shots 'til they puked in the unisex multi-stalled bathroom of the bar (with the stall door open) that would be no reason to assume it was a bad idea to exit the bathroom and do a shot with the DJ. And if some danced them self right onto a full lay-out squirming wiggle on the floor there would be no reason to assume that that girl/person was intoxicated. Overall the facts remain as follows: it is good to be frineds with bartenders. And it is extremely bad. "

THE COUNT

Sunday night count was reported as follows:

1 accupuncture session
2 accupuncturists
2 Austrailians
1 world class endurance athlete
1 world class hand-to-hand combat athlete
1 Belgian bar
2 brooklyn white ales
1 teal office chair for sale ($30)
1 brazilian dance club
6 taxi cab rides
1 dark line at Lotus
1 stranger named Oliver from Milwaukee

Total sum:
a NYC night, completely random strangers doing ridiculous things & having a great time & none of them turn out to be ax murderers.

PANTY THIEF

LisaBot INC feild reporters have recently been tipped off as to some suspicious panty thieving in and near SoHo. Reps confirm questionable behavior by one Mr. M. Scott & one Mr. Burger&Wine salesman. Panties being such hot ticket items may become the cheif staple of LisaBot INC after review from the finacial department.
A spokesperson for LisaBot INC recently was quoted as follows:

"Panties are a strange vanity for certain men, previously used panties are entirely the concern here in the offices. We will research this agenda until we are in panties up to our necks. Literally."

MILKSHAKE

Corporation politics are on the fence about a recent reps incident in an East Village Karoeke bar. Kelis, who was so obviously not present, might just have well said a double vodka tonic brings all the boys to the yard and then flopped over on a couch and sang the "lala la la La" chorus. Our rep, whom we have deemd Kelis, contends that entertainment is entertainment.

Kelis will not be making any appearances at the famed kaereoke bar Pieces, nor will she be singing "Private Dancer" as she is obviously not a dancer for money, she is a dancer for ridiculousness.

Though certain "powers that be" deep in the LisaBot Executive Board distrust oue little swilling, dancing, jiggling, singing rep we shall undoubtedly keep her. after an incident like that she will be moved up the corporate ladder to fame and fortune.

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INDEPENDENCE and then some

Fourth of July is a time of celebration. Lighting off illegal fireworks, a city-wide fireworks display that sounds like bombs, cocktails, tall-boys and a swimming pool here and there.

LisaBot INC is debating the offers for celebration... they are as follows:

- East Hamptons: couples weekend with no dates in sight for our Independence Day field rep.
-Greenwich CT: a doctor's estate, swimming pool, cocktails and full on girls' weekend.
-Williamsburg: rooftop party including Macy's fireworks display and actors
-Coney Island: environmentalists in the company of beer

LisaBot's field rep for the holiday longs for the jean-jacket wearing days of a Montana fouth of July. Illegal fireworks display in your boss' front yard, a friend who falls off the porch backwards, a former LisaBot CEO chunging cheap vodka out of the bottle at the said boss' house... falling off the handlebars of a bike with a tall-boy in hand.

The good old days.
mmm.

NY's finest will certainly take stock of all of their finest connections to be hip and seen, LisaBot INC staffers and affiliates will, rest assured, be in the wings.