BIG SKY TO THE BIG CITY

LisaBot INC had relocated to the great state of Montana for all of 9 days and is now back in the BigApple.

A summary of the said trip:

-two 911 calls
-one pair of fake tits
-one promise ring
-one ex-professor
-three raging fights
-one parking lot break down
-two great old friends
-one tent pitched on the lawn
-one llama
-one notorious pork sandwich
-three graduations
-three ruined graduations
-one black skirt in question
-two pairs of butt cleavage underwear
-one waterfall
-two bbqs
-one bike with front and back pegs
-three bike locks
-the northern lights
-aggressive homosexual chatting

Back in the Apple
after the said successes of the LisaBot Continental Spring Celebration LisaBot proposes a merger between an old affliate now located the NYC area. Events will be planned shortly and affiliates will be informed.

Thank you all. We are blessed.

TODAY AND BEYOND

the famous Trumpeteer is making an appearance in NYC tonight and those of us lucky enough to get VIP passes in the world-class music party are ver, very excited. Feild reps have been on a slight respite since Tuesday, Tuesday the dishonorable, shaming graduation party. who needs dignity? CEOs here in our offices contend that our reps do indeed need dignity. now that a bit has been restored... the PARTY MACHINE LIVES.

the party will be taking place very close to a Bobby Womack song. and car service from our offices to dinner to the party will be provide by the grace of the (in)famous Trumpeteer.

Lastest Developments:

there has been an admitted mistake by a LisaBot associate however our fact checkers and data analysts are unsure of EXACTLY where and when the error occured. more information would be worth investigated however our analysts feel a little stupid admitted this oversight.

should we fire them?
should we demand that they make small fools of themselves by asking exactly what is going on?

recently one affiliate of LisaBot INC has faded into oblivion, the opportunities to continue working with our former associates at Goldwater Hospital are dwindling beyond and recongnizable hope.

FINAL THOUGHTS
flourescent orange nail polish makes one look tanner even if one is very pale. it also makes one look like they will be wearing a ChitquitaBanana dress later this evening.

MAX IMUM

oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!!! folks, here in the offices MAJOR goings on have occured since or last post!

we have been doing a series of science projects and the results are just stifling!!!
below are the rports from our LisaBot INC scientists and field testers:

HIGH HEEL LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
we have reached the maximum life expectancey for a pair of black patent leather high heels. one way to surely kell them is to put them on a girl's feet. next girl this girl free beer and wine for as many hours as it takes until she breaks a budweiser bottle all over a garden in the Washington Mews. then take this particular girl to a gay kareoke bar and let her order three rounds of shots. let her request a a song.... oh i dunno, how 'bout Paula Abdul Cold Hearted Snake. that's it. within a matter of seconds she is about the break one of the heels off in the step underneath the front of the bar.

SET OF MENS RAZORS
after approximately two years a man who left electric razors at a girl's house will still be asking for them.

other science projects here in our offices are finished however have been sent to a specialist in Maine who must remain nameless so that NASA and the CIA can catalog our results.

!WKRP! SPRING FLING

live feed from the radio station in the LisaBot studios, NYC...

LisaBot INC: Isn't it strange the way relationship relapse or take a step toward the direction of a relapse in early spring?

American Girl: Yeah, it is right, I guess i have noticed this a bit recently.

LisaBot INC: What specific experiences have you had with that sort of thing?

American Girl: Well I received a total of 3 emails, 1 text, and 2 phone calls. A couple were overlaps-- the same person I mean.

LB INC: What did they want? What did they say?

A.G.: Umm... I don't know exactly. I guess to get a picture again, you know.

LB INC: what do you mean?

A.G.: Well we haven't seen each other in a while, me and each of them, so I guess they just wanted to know what the picutre looks like now, you know of my life.

LB INC: Why do you think it is important?

A.G. : I really don't know. Maybe it is some kind of check up, or check in rather. Like to see if I am crazy yet or successful or something. Maybe to see if they made a mistake, like maybe I was the keeper...

LB INC: Were you?

A.G.: It's hard to say. Sometimes when a guy reaches in front of me to pick up bread at the grocery store I think that he is my husband, but sometimes at the end of the day, or if I wake up too early, it seems like maybe I missed someone.

LB INC: Who?

A.G.: It's hard to say.